My Top 4 Annoying Commercials
Hey, I’m back. I’m also back to work with longer hours so I’m going to have to rethink my big, long, detailed posts and go to a little briefer (?) ones.
I wanted to do a top 5 most annoying commercials but I couldn’t come up with the 5th one so here we go, my top 4, not necessarily in any order.
#1 Downtown Nashville Nissan
Jolene, the spokeswoman for these commercials has to have the most annoying voice in the history of human beings. She probably has a really annoying voice naturally, but throw in a few lessons on TV voice inflection, and you have a commercial that will make me sprint full speed to find the remote to mute her as quickly as possible. She debuted a few years ago, then was joined by another good-looking blond who actually had a nice voice but they ditched her and now it’s just irritatingly, annoying Jolene again.
I mean, the woman is a complete babe, really good-looking. But the only way she will ever get, and keep a man is if she totally has a radically different off-camera speaking voice or if he’s totally, stone cold, 100% deaf.
#2 Progressive Insurance
The ones with “Flo”. You know, the big eyed, big lipped, brunette with the tricked out name tag. No comments necessary. She is really, really annoying. The way she looks, acts, and talks. Across the board, bonafied Annoying.
#3 Empire Flooring
The reason this one sends 10,000 razor-sharp needles through a person’s nervous system is the phone # that is played several times throughout the seemingly hours long commercial: 1-800-588-2300 Empire. That’s what the lady from Satan’s choir tweets out.Yes, your right. They have accomplished their task of driving those digits into my brain. Would I ever call them though? Only to give them a good cussin.
#4 Verizon Fantasy
This is the one where they interview this guy that’s on his honeymoon with his wife but all he’s talking about is his Verizon Fantasy League hookup. He’s riding on the beach on a horse with his wife behind him, but he’s enthralled with his cell phone looking at his fantasy picks. That’s not what’s so bad though. Nothing wrong with a little sports every now and then, right? The thing that annoys me is when he says at the end of the commercial: yeah, and the buffet was really robust. Again, nothing at all wrong with a buffet. It’s mainly him using the word “robust” that makes me want to puke. That and the fact that they’ve aired the commercial about one million times.
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February 3, 2009 at 2:21 am
Flo is kind of annoying, but she’s almost funny. You just never know what she is going to do next.
February 3, 2009 at 5:53 pm
What has gotten on my nerves recently is all the DTV commercials from the government… there is literally one every commercial break during Supernatural and Smallville on Thursday nights.
On a seperate but related vein- I cannot stand the Shane Company radio commercials! That guys voice is so dull and annoying- I turn the radio off it everytime. (At least before I bought Sirius). I made a point to not buy Caitlin’s engagement ring there.
March 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I think Flo is sexy.
April 14, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Second that – Flo is hot and cute in an excitable way.
May 11, 2009 at 3:22 am
Flo is HOT
June 2, 2009 at 1:49 am
I happen to like Flo.
I think she’s funny.
June 2, 2009 at 10:42 pm
OK, OK, OK, maybe Flo if kinda hot, kinda sexy, and kinda funny. But ya’ll have to admit that she’s all that, in kind of an annoying way.
June 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I HAVE TO DISAGREE; UNLESS YOU’VE COVERED THESE BEFORE! IF YOU HAVEN’T: THEN CONSIDER THEM NOMINEES! 😮
#1-ANYTHING BILLY MAYES.
#2-ANYTHING GIECO.
#3-1-800-ASSSK-GARY.
#4-MORGAN AND MORGAN <THIS MAY BE LOCAL TO SW FLORIDA?
AS YOU STATED; THIS IS WHAT I COULD THINK OF OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD!
HAVE A GREAT DAY. 🙂
August 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm
billy mays died 😦
June 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I LOVE FLO.
June 16, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Flo is hilarious and sexy! I love Flo! I would marry her!
July 22, 2009 at 11:43 pm
in her first commercials, Jolene walked through the frame. nobody noticed her voice was annoying until she quit walking.
July 23, 2009 at 3:15 am
She is a sexy thing no doubt but who could live with that voice? Maybe someone completely stone-deaf.
July 25, 2009 at 12:39 am
I would walk on hot coals for a weekend with her.
November 30, 2009 at 3:35 am
She’s very funny. also sexy nice looking I think I love her!!!! i’m glad they kept her on the commercials
January 18, 2010 at 7:54 am
Flo rules man, you just might not have a sense of humor or something.
February 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm
i’d agree with you, Flo is annoying.
February 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm
I think she s soooo hot I luve her
November 3, 2010 at 5:57 am
No go on the Flo Ho.